Words of Wisdom

Make commitments!!  Commitments are liberating!!!

- Herb Krumsick

Words of Wisdom

A career is merely what you're paid for,

A calling is what you're made for.

Mr. X

Daily Dose of Genius

"Anything that's against what's right and normal and traditional but not over the top?  Do it.  Always.  They won't admit it, but that's what everybody wants."

Ocho Cinco

THE REAL WORLD IS WHACK!!!

Aight, so for real, what's the point of watching The Real World now.  I mean, what could possibly happen that we can't predict now.  Will is still lame.  Joey is still insane. Kim is still whack.  Brianna is still a stripper.  Dave is still irrelevant.  And Sarah still needs to be at home spooning with her boyfriend.  

My prediction is that ratings decrease dramatically for the rest of the season.  Holla

Real World Hollywood: Power Rankings

There's been a lot of debate and controversy over this new series of the Real World.  In my humble opinion it's one of the best in a long time.  There's drama, sex, drugs, and everything else you would expect from Hollywood.  What more could you want from quality TV?

Well, since everybody has strong opinions on all the cast members this year I've taken it upon myself to rank them from coolest to whackest.  Note that these rankings can change...for example: at one point I though Will was cool but now he's confirmed himself as a wanksta.

1. Greg:  He is by far the coolest person on the show.  You heard me right, BY FAR.  I know, I know, he's an asshole, he plays pranks, he's cocky...but let's look at the facts.  First of all, he's only an asshole to the roommates when they hate on him.  For example, he played pranks on the girls when they hated on him and his associates.  He never played a prank on Dave and look how Dave treated him.  He cooks for everybody, mediates their disputes, and is the REALest one because he says what's really on his mind.  If he don't wanna do improv, he don't do it...if he thinks you're a peasant, he'll tell you.  And if you're not convinced yet, I'll point you to how he handled the whole Will situation.  He actually forgave this man and tried to place him in the inner circle after Will messed with his associate, took swings at him, threw things at him, challenged his manhood, and disrespected his dead father.  How many of you could forgive somebody who did those things to you?

Peasants: Mr. steroid freak who's headed home, Ms. "Let's not get ghetto", Mr. Ken doll, Ms. Little Miss Perfect, Mr. "I was made fun of when I was a kid!" (what a wanksta), and Ms. Drop Down and get ya eagle on gurl.

Breakfast from an unorthodox point of view

So yeah, I was hungry this morning and I figured, "What better time for an unorthodox meal?"  I got on it extra crucially this morning.  That extra crucial and extra healthy whole wheat linguine, and yes it's endorsed by the American Heart Association.  Then I added bacon, shrimp, and eggs to that crucial Great Value Alfredo sauce! Yamms!!! Him tasted extra good, holla!

Inappropriate IM Conversations: Pt. 1

I know it doesn't seem like it, but this conversation actually started because I got to thinking about how sad it would actually be to lose my mother....

what if i owned a strip club
and became a millionaire
that would be crazy too
be like, mom come visit me at work
haha i dont think parents can hate anymore on the idea when you get soo rich,
that's just candy, don't mind her
hahah
lol
i be like
mom, u know meghan, she just works every now and then for fun
hahah
nooo mom, u can't go on stage!!!
i can see her mouth drop open like this 
she'd show you some of her moves
i aint gonna bring u here if u keep tryna dance with these boys!!
give that hundred back!
and be like ohhh jason, you thought i was all innocent look what i can do
stop makin it rain on my momma!!
HAHAHAHHH
hahah
look what i can do
lol
i thought about that when i wrote it too
hahaha
haha
that's funny as ever if u think about it
hahaha
likes she's doin tricks
she aint no regular stripper
sliding down that pole
she doing flips and shiznit
lol
splits
in her little outfits
makin her booty pop
lol
wow, i've taken this too far
hahah
i needa pray