So my dog Q came down to visit me in CLT tonight and we went to Wild Wings Cafe to chill and watch the game. As we were chillin harder then ever before I noticed a fine as ever girl as she headed to the restroom. Not much was made of it...just the usual, "Yoo, there are some fine as ever chicks in here." comment. So, me and my boy continued to chill...We discussed business plans, made plans for the Summer, and dropped our jaws in amazement at how good Chris Paul is. But a little later I notice the same beautiful young lady walking to the bathroom but something about her made me pause. I thought I noticed that the girl, who did I mention was fine as ever, had a slight physical defect...and lo and behold, when she came back outta the bathroom it was confirmed. The fine as ever girl was beautiful, but not perfect. It made me think....what would you really deeeewww if you were faced with a situation you could never expect?
Imagine. You're out at the bar, having a few drinks with your best friend, and ya'll are chilln extra hard. It's one of those nights where your swaggy is so strong it just emanates from your being. You know, one of those nights where you can't be stopped. So you meet a lot of beautiful women, but one catches your eye. When your paths finally cross everything flows naturally, your swaggy does the talking...it's one of those unexplainable instant connections. One thing leads to another, and before you know it, you're texting your boy, "Yo i'ma have to catch up w/ you tomorrow dog...me and ole girl are boutta chill." You laugh as you walk in the crib and get his text back, "Yammms, be on it dog, she's fine as ever!" You proceed to walk into THE single best night of your life. You both enjoy an exchange of passions of unparalleled proportions. As you peacefully doze to sleep at around 5:30 that morning the words of spottieottiedopalicious come to mind, "Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn!" But your world's not changed yet, not until you wake up the next morning to the smell of pancakes, eggs, and bacon. Are you still dreaming? Could this be? You call your boy and whisper, "Yoooo, you won't believe this dog. First off, this chick is fine as ever! We had that crucial, once in a lifetime smash last night! And, she's in the kitchen right now cooking breakfast for ya boy. Yeah, in the kitchen right now. Yeah man, I gotta go, I gotta go, here she come." You silently remember Andre 3000's words, "I think that you're the one...and if not, you are the prototype..."
But then, as she walks in...tray of bacon, eggs, and grits in hand...you notice something strange. She's walking kinda funny. At first you think to yourself, "Damn, I diiidd dattt!" But when she heads back to the kitchen for some orange juice your worst fear is confirmed. She's gotta LIMP!!! One leg is about 4 inches shorter then the other so she's got that for real wobble wobble!!
She later explains how she was born with this "wobble wobble" and she is looking forward to the day when a man will love her for her. So now the question is: What would you deeeewww?
A: Be that super good dude and wife her so crucially.
B: Hit her w/ that dummy game..."Baby I can't believe anybody would be so shallow that they wouldn't take a chance at love with you. You're a special person and I can't wait to take our relationship to the next level of ecstasy. Ummm...that's my boy calling...Ummmm...we were supposed to hang out today but I'm definitely gonna call you later, definitely.
C: Chose your own adventure
