Him Carter got on that unorthodox fried rice tonight. I was inspired by the chef at "FuJi", the Japanese Steak House across the street. The Remix and I went there on Saturday and it was off the yezzle! This dude was so good!! He gave us free shots of as much Saki as we could handle and when we told he we didn't want Onions he told us, "No, I'm the Chef wankstas!"
Anyway, when I needed something to quite the stomach rumbling tonight I decided I needed to try my hand at some fried rice! I bout burned my delf, but ya boi got it done in my usual unorthodox fashion. No soy sauce, no problem! I was actually surprised by how good it was! Watch out ya boi is adding to the stash of different meals, one dish at a time.
On another note
Speaking of cooking..why is it that women don't be tryna learn how to cook these days. Why am I more willing to learn how to cook then 90% of the women I meet. I mean, I understand the independent woman thing, I promise I do. Matter fact, I want an Independent woman, a woman who can take care of herself and doesn't depend on anybody. But ya'll gotta realize that bringing somethin to the table can NEVER hurt you. Napoleon Dynamite told us that Girls like guys who have "skills". That's true for us too! I mean damn, I've never met a girl who said, "I don't like eatin!" All chicks like maxin, what about contributing to that team by cookin up a little something. I'm just sayin.
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Wow Carter! I don't even know what to say about this one. Safest bet: you better find yourself that third-world country woman. She'll know how to cook for those 10 children of yours.
Dog i feel ya so hard so hard on the women not cooking...they not tryin to win no more man...if you can't cook you get that second place ribbon from me!!!!
i'm checking out the remnants of your attempt at fine asian cuisine irght now my dude...not to shabby my friend, not to shabby...
Um, apparently you guys forgot about all that good food I used to make for you. Esp. those cookies at Christmas time. Everyone jumped all over those.. they were gone so quick.
And I'm sorry for saying that your fried rice looked like it had chocolate chips in it.. I thought it was something you had bought. I'm excited to try it though!!
Those weren't chocolate chips??? Who knew???!!! and we want some real food, like pork chops, collard greens, homemade mashed potatoes, roast!!! not that out da box ish....that aint cooking, thats reading instuctions! LOL...so i expect to see you come with something rib stickin real soon ya dig?!!! -da remix-
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